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WINDMILL TO BUILD 99-STORY TRUMP TOWER IN OTTAWA

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Windmill Developments is proud to announce that we have reached a partnership with the incomparable Donald Trump to create an iconic 99 story Trump Tower in the heart of Ottawa. “I couldn’t be happier to be partnering with Windmill,” says presidential hopeful Trump, “they represent my brand perfectly – the glitz, the glamour, you have no idea.”

The Windmill Trump Tower is intended to set a new standard for luxury development, including full walk-in refrigerators, immersive monsoon showers, and essential oil infused bidets all standard in most suites.

While final details are still being worked out, a small underutilized area of the Experimental Farm has been identified as the preferred site for this new Ottawa landmark. Units to start at $1m, with a launch date tentatively set for April 1, 2017.

This was all in good fun – APRIL FOOL’S!


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